Simping Shay Shay Should Be Ashamed
What is there more to say about the disgraced Shannon Sharpe? This episode is one of humiliation and embarrassment, but not the way most of the listeners think because he's caught up in so much shit this will more than likely be one of the easiest episodes Uncle Chris has covered on a Saturday night special. To merely fathom being shook down from a 19 yr old chick...
..... (noticed the color of this female has yet to be mentioned) to have her recording conversations because she had a plan to get the bag from stupid ass Shannon. Limited court deposition papers have been released to the public, audio files have been released to the public, and the face of this chick has been released to the public. So all of this is playing out in a myopic mess. When Uncle Chris said he wasn't impressed with Shannon's YouTube channel, he was right in saying that it's just another YouTube channel. Because he knew Shannon was too arrogant to protect his brand. That's the thing about having a YouTube channel, they do provide the users of a brand, but it's up to the YouTube user to protect and respect that brand. But not Shannon, he's about to lose his brand to a broad he met at a gym that also has an Only Fans account. You simply cannot make this stuff up! Oh, but it gets worse. There are other news reports that he has been fired from ESPN, other reports say he will be back at the beginning of the NFL football season, either way, this is something that could've been avoided while he's always telling other brothas to "get your game up." Doesn't look like his "game" is the winning strategy now is it? The question's rhetorical by the way. Shannon saying garbage like "I put brothas up on game" only for this guy to "fumble the ball on the 1 yard line." The ridiculousness of his hypocrisy simply because if this whole thing he's in is a "chess move", then Attila the Hun is Mr. Chris' son! Talk about a commentary that's coming up on this episode, this is one not to be missed. Just go back and watch those episodes of "Undisputed" where Shannon was super critical of certain black players and he was awarded for his "candor." Welp Mr. Chris is going to be nuclear critical of him, as it should be, and how it's justified. Even other content creators Mr. Chris isn't too fond of made some hardcore points where uncle had to give a golf clap of agreement. What annoys Mr. Chris more than anything is when guys like Shannon and others start talking as if they are the next Kevin Samuels when in reality and actuality, they are the next Willie Wonka. Sharpe may have won in football, but is a total loser in the game of women, dating, and protecting his brand. He can't put not a single man or person up on game even though he has played in the super bowl because he's played and won another bowl game, The Simp Bowl!
The female that made this lawsuit Gabriella Zuniga, looks like she has won a lottery ticket, but did she? Doing something like this is going to make her very "radioactive." Parasitic prostitutes like Desiree Washington before Gabriella make these "crying wolf" stories and statements like this only to end up being ostracized. If any of this testimony that has been made to the public end up being false, she will be vilified, roasted, and ostracized. Is it going to be worth it? Is it going to be the end all be all? While Mr. Chris roasts her on this episode, make no mistake, there is a serious underlying layer that needs to be address and that's the fallout aftermath behind this. When you shakedown someone and it's put out for all the public to see, it's not a good look and playing the victim will only go but so far. Being on social media prostitute websites like OnlyFans is not going to give you a respectable career. Just men (and some women) giving her money for being nothing more than a piece of ass. Making an ass out of Shannon was easy, but has she literally thought about the repercussions of all of this? Clearly she hasn't. Will Shay boy bounce back from this? More than likely he will, but this one is going to sting. Neither the mainstream or digital media is letting up on him, but he did this to himself by allowing a 20 year old to get over on him. Is Mr. Chris comparing Shannon to Cosby? No. Mr. Chris will be comparing Shannon that he's in no position to "put brothas up on game" as he claims he can. This whole situation is hilarious and sad at the very same time, but Uncle Chris is only going to stick to the hilarious on this episode more than the sad part. This roasting on the Saturday Night Special would have make Redd Foxx himself laugh in stitches. The material writes itself. The only thing the incredible Mr. Chris has to do is to read. That's it. Read over the material that's been put out over the last week and a half about this crackhead story of an annoying guy that chases white women that used to play football only for him to date a (then) 19 yr old white girl that is currently trying to fleece him for $50 Million dollars. She is being represented by a lawyer that has a history of suing black athletes and celebrities for shitty sexual harassment clown cases. Most of these men often settle real quickly so that it doesn't get put out in the mainstream and digital media news cycles which is very intelligent by the way. What Gabriella Zuniga done is very cruel, demonic, and evil. At the same time, Silly, stupid, Shannon (not so) Sharpe put himself, groomed himself, and degraded himself to be put into this demagogue of a situation so now both of these people are the butt of jokes and are the examples of social decay. There are no winners in this all around. From Gabriella, Shannon, and The Lawyers nothing but parasitic people activity is all around Shannon and to think it all started over a piece of ass. Simply put, the guy Mr. Chris finds to be so annoying that he can't even muster any sympathy for the guy because he's also arrogant to the point of being that more annoying where now he's roasting material. Gabriella should be the shining example on why you don't get involved with social media prostitutes like her. The only thing she's good for is sex and the sexually transmitted diseases that comes with her. Shannon comes with a naturally annoying demeaner, over the top and unnecessary arrogance mixed in with narcissism. In conclusion, these two are a match made in hell for one another. It's just too bad one is suing the other. They both sound like they make a fantastic couple having sexing with one another while watching themselves in the mirror. So with all this being said, the incredible Mr. Chris is going to have a field day talking about this at the misfortune of all of the parties involved in this unbelievable crackhead news story on this Saturday Night Special episode. Tune In.
Simping Shay Shay (SNS)
Examining The Accusation Against Shannon Sharpe